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The IKAF Advice Expert Person
The IK Doll's Adventures

Is you IKAF getting out of hand? Does he exhibit unusual or unruly behaviors?

Then you've come to the right place. Read on for advice on the care and feeding of your favorite AF.

Dear IKAF Advice Person,

I recently bought my IKAF a leather flight jacket, complete with goggles and helmet. Now he says he needs an airplane to go with the outfit. Do I have to buy him one?

Karen, (Moving soon to the Poorhouse)

Dear Karen,

Yes.

Dear IKAF Advice Person,

My IKAF thinks he's a soldier at the Russian Front. He's wearing a Russian infantry uniform and I think that might be the problem. What do you suggest?

Pat (sleeping with one eye open)

Dear Pat,

First, loosen his helmet. If that doesn't work get him out of that uniform and into something casual and comfortable, it's summer for Pete's sake, he's probably roasting.


Dear IKAF Advice Person,

I have both an IKAF and NSAF. They seem to have taken over my bedroom and I am forced to sleep on the floor. Also I recently took them with me to Media West and everyone lavished attention on them and completely ignored me. What can I do?

Neglected Nicky,

Dear Neglected,

Make sure their bedroom is kept spotless, no matter how much you have to clean it. As for being ignored, get over yourself. As an AF caretaker your needs are secondary to theirs.

Dear IKAF Advice Expert,

I have a very sweet and lovable IKAF. He gets along beautifully with my cats and is kind and considerate in every way. What am I doing wrong?

Mags

Dear Mags,

You apparently have one of the rare,
mutant IKAFs. Enjoy it.