Previously: In a desperate attempt to evade his maniacal owner, the IK Doll made a daring attempt for freedom, using nothing more than his quick wit and ordinary string. Alas, he was not successful. As he bides his time awaiting another opportunity for escape our intrepid little agent has reluctantly agreed to model "Ken" clothes and look fashionable. And surly.

No Action Figures were harmed in the production of this story.

If I could just find Napoleon, he'd get me out of this mess.

Once again I am forced to seek help. I would greatly appreciate it if someone viewing this page would contact my partner, Napoleon Solo or Mr. Alexander Waverly. If that is not possible, please alert the following organizations immediately: The Concerned Citizens for the Preservation of Pouting Action Figures (CCPPAF) or The Society for the Protection of Cute Kuryakins (S.P.O.C.K.)

Can't I even go outside for my newspaper without all of you gawking at me?